I have been spending a lot of time thinking about stuff as I sit around twiddling my thumbs waiting for the Internet to fix itself because gosh darn it I shouldn't have to fix it some one else should. You know why? Because I am an American and there is no reason I should ever have to do something for myself. So as I sit here waiting for that magical fix it man to fix my Internet I have been thinking about a lot of things.
- Orange Julius is the poor mans Jamba Juice.
- The Occupy Movement is much like PETA. You don't care to stop the crazies and disavow their actions so I don't care to acknowledge you as a legitimate movement.
- The service industry is most likely the cause of life prejudices.
- When will McDonald's realize that I only want their Egg McMuffins and hash browns allow me to get breakfast anytime of day.
I would share more of my musings but I have a life and things to do and I can't sit around writing blog posts all day for you guys who don't have lives and just wait impatiently for me to write something new.
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