Let's say a man asks his friends and family something trivial, like where should I put the cheese in the fridge, and no one answers him. Is it okay for the family to get mad when he decides that the cheese needs to live inside the left potato salad. I don't think it is. I think that young man has every right to put that cheese where ever the fuck he wants. I mean he asked and no one answered so it is up to him to make the decision. I mean he didn't want to put it in the wrong spot but he needed help finding that spot. The man is not at fault here.
Yes he should be able to figure out where the cheese goes on his own and most people don't mind where the cheese goes in their fridge as long as it is in there. I mean it's not like he put forks in the pancake drawer or anything. Yet he asked for help and didn't receive any. Maybe his family just thought he was stupid for asking where the cheese goes and decided he could figure it out on his own. Yet he asked for help and should receive some even begrudgingly.
So here is my question: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO WRITE ABOUT? I mean come on people I know you are reading this shit because I have the stats to prove it. I know you want to hear my take on waffle irons (why would you want to iron your waffles? Are they not supposed to have the divots in them?) and why dogs eat their own shit. I mean you can't leave me a comment with one word in it? You are already on the site reading the entry and you don't have time to write "paper cuts" and hit send? Hell some of you just leave me comments on Facebook and/or Google+ after reading what I have written for the day. That is fine as well. I mean you already spend 16 hours of your day on Facebook anyway so you might as well take a moment to leave me some words of encouragement instead of LOL's and WTF's on your friends photos of their dinner/lunch/midnight snack.
It is a simple request and something that I want to get. Maybe for selfish reasons but I also want to bring you some more joy from my blog then just reading my rantings and ravings about things I know nothing about. I mean you want a hilarious biography for a school project, I am your man. You want to know the truth about JFK and Elvis, I am your man. You want to challenge me to a duel, I am probably not your man. Do you really want to see my blog covered in potato salad?
So I ask again, what would you like to read about? I specialize in nothing so anything is possible. I will write you a book report. I will write essays on molecular biology. I will show you photographic evidence of man walking on Mars. I will rant and rave and make a fool of myself about almost any topic you can think of, I just need the topic. I am challenging my readers (that would be you) to bring me topics or else I will continue to write nonsensical gibberish only a truly crazy person can understand.
Friday.
PS I didn't write something yesterday not because I didn't get a topic from anyone but because my Internet connection was bad and I couldn't get onto the site to write and post.
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