Sequels For Christ

I have been searching the Internet all day looking for the best new sequels to hit theaters this coming year.

The Shawshank Redemption 2: Return To Shawshank
Andy Dufresne returns to Shawshank after a harrowing boat chase that results in the death of Red. So now he must work even harder to escape and hunt down the officials who killed Red.

Hospital Bed
After all the internal injuries suffered over the course of their time in Fight Club the men must spend this movie fighting the bureaucrats of the hospital as they recover from their injuries.

8ight
The detectives spend the entirety of this film in the courtroom as they prosecute John Doe. As well Detective Mills must come to terms with the death of his wife all while trying to get him convicted.

WALL-F
WALL-E spends his days helping the humans rebuild Earth all while EVE and him welcome their first child WALL-F.

Some Like It Cold
The guys, Joe and Jerry, spend their time waiting to be called as witnesses in the case against the mob. While not in the courthouse they must stay in their small apartment under guard and dressing up like women to pass the time.

The Deer Butcher
Steven and Nick spend their days in a Veterans Hospital dealing with PTSD and wishing their friend Michael was still with them.

The Day After Groundhog Day
This follows Phil as he relives the day after Groundhog Day over and over again trying to make the right decisions. This could actually lead to a bunch of movies where Phil has to re-live days over and over again until he makes the right choices.

Cat Nap Night
Sonny sits in a jail cell mourning the loss of Sal and his freedom.

Dial N For Noose
The ex-tennis pro plots out a way to kill himself in prison.

Truman's Life
We follow Truman Burbank as he deals with everyday life in the real world. As well he is inundated with request after request to star in reality TV shows but turns them down. So many offers in fact that he snaps and starts a fanatic campaign against television producers/networks to ban all reality television.

I can't wait for these movies to come out...

Saturday.