I have racked my brain for things to write for you today. I thought about all sorts of things. I thought about a letter to my readers, a letter to republicans, and even a pen pal letter to some as yet un-thought of person/place/thing. I then realized I didn't have the patience for it tonight so instead I will just give you some random thoughts.
- Why do some diet sodas taste better then the real thing?
- What do dogs dream of?
- Why do comic book characters always have alliterations for names? (Peter Parker, Lois Lane, Lana Lang, Lex Luthor, etc.)
- Why the fuck are dress shoes so uncomfortable?
- When do we get paid?
- Do these jeans make my butt look big?
- Why is it inappropriate to brush your teeth whilst not in the bathroom?
- Where can I get some superpowers?
- I want to play the new Jurassic Park game.
- Why must we live so far from the equator?
I will do better tomorrow and as always if you have an idea of something you would like me to write about just leave me a comment.
Wednesday.
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